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		<title>iSuck</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2008/10/16/isuck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 12:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a couple of different blog series on the backburner, and I intend to get both of them going again shortly, but first I just wanted to air some thoughts I&#8217;ve had in my head lately. Basically, this is the gist of them: When it comes to life planning, I suck. And: All the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a couple of different blog series on the backburner, and I intend to get both of them going again shortly, but first I just wanted to air some thoughts I&#8217;ve had in my head lately. Basically, this is the gist of them:</p>
<p><strong>When it comes to life planning, I suck.</strong></p>
<p>And:</p>
<p><strong>All the best things in life I&#8217;ve slipped into by accident.</strong></p>
<p>What am I talking about? I&#8217;m talking about me coming to the curious realization that nearly everything good that&#8217;s ever happened to me was not the result of a devious scheme I hatched up to make my life fantastic, but just happened rather out of the blue through a set of strange and uncontrollable circumstances. I just &#8220;happen&#8221; to be at the right place at the right time with the right people doing the right things, and life unfolds. Which begs the obvious question:</p>
<p><em>Why do I grit my teeth and spend so much effort trying to <strong>make</strong> life go the way I think it should?</em></p>
<p>God has been showing me a lot over the past few months, and one of the things I&#8217;ve been learning is how desperately I need to trust Him with my destiny. You see, the interesting thing about destiny is that it isn&#8217;t so much about what you end up doing at the end of the road, but what happens to you along the way. To quote Yeesha from the game Uru: &#8220;some will seek the destination, but you should seek the Journey.&#8221;</p>
<p>Thus, getting back to my original statement, I really suck at planning my life. Just about everything I&#8217;ve sat down and planned out in great detail turned out to be a bunch of nothing. And just about everthing that came at me unawares and unintended ended up being awesome. Now don&#8217;t misunderstand me &#8212; I am <em>not</em> saying we should just sit back and be passive and let life pass us by. We need to be intentional and active about our attitudes and our behaviors, towards ourselves as well as others. What I <em>am</em> saying is that most of the time we waste our time focusing on the huge, overarching, big picture when we should be spending our time focusing on the little things day by day. God gives us a little, we steward a little faithfully, and then He gives us much. This is a Biblical principle and one that Jesus repeats in various forms over and over and over again.</p>
<p>So I give up. I don&#8217;t want to plan my life. I totally suck at it. God seems to be doing a much better job of it than I ever have, so I&#8217;d better wait on Him and let Him work His magic. Who am I to blow against the wind?</p>
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		<title>Boy this is funny</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2008/04/04/boy-this-is-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 00:54:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I think so anyway. The Auditioner from Kate on Vimeo.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think so anyway.</p>
<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=656553&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color="><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=656553&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=" /></object><br /><a href="http://www.vimeo.com/656553/l:embed_656553">The Auditioner</a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/katevandevender/l:embed_656553">Kate</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/l:embed_656553">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>Monday Blight: Lots of Smoke</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2008/04/01/monday-blight-lots-of-smoke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 20:29:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Editor&#8217;s Note: Due to overwhelming feedback from my blog readers, I&#8217;ve decided to cancel my Monday Light weekly photo series. I will instead be doing a new series entitled Monday Blight which will feature depressing, environmentally-terrifying images of urban decay and man-made misery. I hope you loathe it as much as I do. In anticipation [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>Editor&#8217;s Note: Due to overwhelming feedback from my blog readers, I&#8217;ve decided to cancel my <strong>Monday Light</strong> weekly photo series. I will instead be doing a new series entitled <strong>Monday Blight</strong> which will feature depressing, environmentally-terrifying images of urban decay and man-made misery. I hope you loathe it as much as I do. In anticipation of next Monday, I&#8217;ve posted the first picture here:</em></p>
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		<title>Video greeting for Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/12/24/video-greeting-for-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Dec 2007 21:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Around the Water Cooler]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been meaning to do some video posts for some time now, and what better way to introduce motion picture to the blog than with a Merry Christmas greeting! I also decided I&#8217;d have a little fun with the format and make a good natured reference to some of the political ad wackiness that been [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been meaning to do some video posts for some time now, and what better way to introduce motion picture to the blog than with a Merry Christmas greeting! I also decided I&#8217;d have a little fun with the format and make a good natured reference to some of the political ad wackiness that been causing such a ruckus lately.</p>
<p>Enjoy, and have a wonderful time this holiday season!</p>
<p><object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="361" data="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=451199&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=01AAEA"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=451199&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=0&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=01AAEA" /></object><br /><a href="http://www.vimeo.com/451199/l:embed_451199">Merry Christmas 2007 from Finite Calls Infinite</a> from <a href="http://www.vimeo.com/callsinfinite/l:embed_451199">Jared White</a> on <a href="http://vimeo.com/l:embed_451199">Vimeo</a>.</p>
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		<title>What is the meaning of life?</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/11/13/what-is-the-meaning-of-life/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 15:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<title>Quote of the Day</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/09/13/quote-of-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Sep 2007 18:52:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nobody scrambles tofu like mom.&#8221; Glad to know I&#8217;m not the only one with odd food preferences. Thanks Cate!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Nobody scrambles tofu like mom.&#8221;</p>
<p>Glad to know I&#8217;m not the only one with odd food preferences.</p>
<p><a href="http://spiritofjoy.livejournal.com/24028.html">Thanks Cate!</a></p>
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		<title>Sam Harris: Mythbuster</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/08/22/sam-harris-mythbuster/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I discovered that everything I knew about atheism is wrong. Apparently, all honest, enlightened, and throughly reasonable people can&#8217;t help but be atheists. Religious people are, of course, deluded, unscientific, and completely unable to substantiate any of their beliefs or spiritual claims. How do I know this? Sam Harris: Mythbuster. Read this essay by [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I discovered that everything I knew about atheism is wrong. Apparently, all honest, enlightened, and throughly reasonable people can&#8217;t help but be atheists. Religious people are, of course, deluded, unscientific, and completely unable to substantiate any of their beliefs or spiritual claims. How do I know this?</p>
<p>Sam Harris: Mythbuster.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.samharris.org/site/full_text/10-myths-and-10-truths-about-atheism1/">Read this essay by the man himself</a> and you too will become an atheist. What&#8217;s that you say? You&#8217;ve read it and discovered it hardly talks about the merits of atheism whatsoever and instead simply attacks weak stereotypes of religion and spirituality? No no no, perish the thought! You must clear your mind of any such romantic notions as the idea that atheism must be explained and proved within the confines of rigorous philosophical debate and the deep elements of personal experience. Face it: atheism is the default position. Everyone is born an atheist! Nothing needs to be proved. It&#8217;s the dogmatic religious folk who need to explain why a higher power does exist and why there&#8217;s something beyond the realm of the natural.</p>
<p>(Just between you and me however, we&#8217;ll dismiss off-hand any such intellectual posturing or even so-called evidence if it does come up because &#8212; after all &#8212; who wants to believe in a higher power that might hold us accountable to our actions when we have our own feelings and desires to exalt?)</p>
<p>Onward Atheist Soldiers!</p>
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		<title>Ever had one of those days?</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/05/28/ever-had-one-of-those-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2007 19:19:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<title>Axe Shower Gel advertisement</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/05/10/axe-shower-gel-advertisement/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 01:01:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Made you look.]]></description>
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<p>Made you look.</p>
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		<title>Press 1 for the Father</title>
		<link>http://www.callsinfinite.com/blog/2007/04/27/press-1-for-the-father/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 22:32:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jared White</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My totally awesome younger brother Shayne just wrote a totally awesome post on our church&#8217;s blog that I really got a kick out of. Did I mention that my brother is totally awesome?!?! He&#8217;s absolutely hands down the best brother I&#8217;ve ever had! (Erm, well he&#8217;s the only brother I&#8217;ve ever had, but that&#8217;s beside [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My totally awesome younger brother Shayne <a href="http://www.sonomagrace.org/contents/2007/04/27/dialing-the-father/">just wrote a totally awesome post</a> on our church&#8217;s blog that I really got a kick out of. Did I mention that my brother is totally awesome?!?! He&#8217;s absolutely hands down the best brother I&#8217;ve ever had! (Erm, well he&#8217;s the only brother I&#8217;ve ever had, but that&#8217;s beside the point!)</p>
<p>So, go check it out, whydontcha. It&#8217;s a totally awesome post, after all.</p>
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